IronicBepis

IronicBepis (born April 14th, 1988), is an american politician, a member of the progressive party, and current candidate for Texas senate. He is most notably known for running for president in 2036 and splitting the vote, causing incumbent president Fraklin Reynolds to be re-elected.

Early Life
Ironic was born to a middle class family in the northern suburbs of Detroit, Michigan. His dad worked at a company in downtown Detroit, while his mom was a stay at home mom. When he was 2, he and his family moved to the southwestern suburbs of Chicago, Illinois. When he was 3, his parents got evicted from their house in suburbs, so they were forced to move to house a minute away. It is said that he got his first political views when he was 8 after his parents had an arguement over who was the better candidate: Bill Clinton, or Bob Dole. He was forced to move again when he was 9 when his parents found a better house in the suburbs. He was a good student at school; he got all A’s for most of his time at school. But he was bullied for having a stutter (he no longer has one) and having autism at school. It got to the point where he was even bullied by his teachers. He finally broke when he was in 6th grade when on the bus someone called him a retard and then Ironic beat the shit out of him. He was suspended for 3 weeks.

He started college at the University of Michigan, to study law. He gained his master’s degree, and then moved back to Chicago. He started a law firm.

Political Career
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