Parker Posey

Parker Posey, also known as Parker_Posey48.

Trivia

 * Parker Posey is for sure not a war criminal.
 * Parker Posey is a pro-fortnite gamer with well over 33,840 hours played.
 * Contrary to popular belief, it is in fact Parker Posey, not Park Jae-sang, who sang the lyrics to Gangnam Style.
 * Parker Posey definitely doesn't believe that any Jewish space lasers have influenced American elections.
 * Parker Posey famously met Osama Bin Laden 2 days before his killing.
 * Parker Posey has 100% not helped any war criminals and terrorists escape and kept them in hiding.
 * Parker Posey is the most honourable member of the United States Congress.
 * Paker Posey met JFK with his grandad moments before he went on his trip to Dallas.
 * Parker Posey was recorded to participate in a satanic ritual where she sacrificed 2 communists, 3 socialists, 4 liberals, 7 conservatives, and 9 ethnic nationalists in an attempt to keep his grandfather alive. After just minutes his grandfather looked more alive than ever.
 * Parker Posey was declared the supreme ruler of Iraq for exactly 6 hour, 11 minutes and 45 seconds.
 * Parker Posey tried to assassinate US President George W. Bush after her being deposed as Iraqi supreme leader by throwing a shoe at him.
 * Parker Posey won many awards in chemistry. It's still unknown why he has a passion for the field but she famously said "Like many of you, I too, like to cook." before accepting her award.
 * Parker Posey has been caught with some chemistry ingredients which she said she needed for "experiments".