Thefunnierm4n

Thefunnierm4n (born Febuary 20th, 1942) is an American politician and retired attorney serving as Senate minority leader since 2017 and as the United States senator from Virginia, a seat he was elected to in 2016, and was sworn into 2017. A member of the Republican Party, he previously served as a spokesman to Darth Revan, and pre-reset he served as U.S. senator from South Carolina and Texas, and as Vice President of the United States and President of the United States.

Early life and education
Thefunnierm4n was born on February 20, 1942 in Sugma, West Virginia, where his grandfather Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff funnierm4n owned the Funnierm4n farm Home. He later moved to western Virginia and pursued a career in law.

Early political career
Thefunnierm4n was appointed to be the spokesman for the DarthRevan 2016 campaign. At the same time as he was the spokesperson for the presidential campaign, he ran for U.S. Senator of Virginia. Due to a right wing vote split in the 2016 presidential election, DarthRevan ended up placing third and losing to Davsofar, however funnierm4n won his senate race in a landslide.

U.S. Senate
Funnierm4n was sworn in on January 3rd, 2017. After his swearing in, senator Typical TCT Fan of Massachusetts, who was the minority leader at the time, announced his intention to step down as leader in favor of thefunnierm4n. As senator he became known for his extremely conservative voting record, later using the filibuster in order to stop legislation he perceived as "radical" from passing. Multiple high ranking members of government expressed displeasure with these tactics, some saying it was obstruction and others saying it had locked congress. Funnierm4n ran for re-election in 2022 and won in a landslide.

2020 Presidential Campaign
In the 2020 presidential election, thefunnierm4n was narrowly nominated with U.S. senator of North Carolina pewdsaiman for the GOP ticket against 3 other candidates, including president ARC. Due to a mass amount of free spread voting, the election ended up deadlocked between the four candidates. The house of representatives later elected ARC to a second term with pewdsaiman elected as Vice President by the senate. Funnierm4n was able to tie president ARC in the popular vote, but did not receive as many electoral votes.

Political positions
Thefunnierm4n is considered to be the most conservative member of the U.S. senate. He is a self described social moderate and fiscal conservative. He has been called "Mr. states rights" by some members of the U.S. senate, referencing his strong position on states rights and the 10th amendment.

Personal Life
Thefunnierm4n released his presidential election voting record in May, 2018 that dated back to 1964. It reads as follows: 1964, Goldwater, 1968, Wallace, 1972, Nixon, 1976, Ford, 1980, Reagan, 1984, Reagan, 1988, Bush, 1992, Bush, 1996, Dole, 2000, Buchanan, 2004, Bush, 2008, McCain, 2012, Romney, 2016, Revan.

In February of 2022, Thefunnierm4n, who had taken the appearance of Trent Lott for most of his post-reset career, transformed into a young Addison Mitchell McConnell III, screaming in agony for 3 hours in the senate chamber before standing up and muttering something in a Kentuckian accent. Multiple federal workers who witnessed this event sued the federal government for emotional damage. Early in 2023 a similar event occurred but in reverse, with funnierm4n changing from McConnell back to Trent Lott. This process only took 2 and a half hours and was only witnessed by a portrait of Jimmy Carter.